Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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