He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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