The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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