Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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