Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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