Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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