I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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