i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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