Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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