Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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