Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
