I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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