idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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