Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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