Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I need to sanitize my soul.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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