if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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