Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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