last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
