If that was your dad, he is hot
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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