You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
