Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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