Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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