My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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