matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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