Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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