Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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