Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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