like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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