"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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