okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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