belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you had me at cake vodka
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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