So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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