If i come over, it means nothing
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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