singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My cat gives me a boner
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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