textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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