did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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