There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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