I want to stick my p in your. b.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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