No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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