apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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