from now on my penis is your penis
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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