2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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