Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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