That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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