yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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