This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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