We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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