There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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