Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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