I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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