Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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