no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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