I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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