Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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